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A few days ago, a guy in Key Largo, Florida put up an eBay auction for, quote, "Jesus's toenails (petrified)." Can you believe the starting price was .99?
The man says he was recently in the Czech Republic visiting a psychic. She appeared to be about 150 years old, and gave him three petrified toenails, allegedly belonging to Jesus.
He says he was "skeptical" that they were really Jesus's, but, quote, "It's not like I could get a DNA test on them, who would I ask, God?" So he's selling them to someone who believes they're Jesus's and will give them a good home.
I'm mad, eBay pulled the auction and suspended the guy's account before it closed. That was going to be my fiance's Christmas gift.
1. 1 drink when someone says, "This turkey is so MOIST!"
2. 1 drink when someone complains about the dry turkey.
3. 3 drinks when someone comments on how they love dark meat.
4. 1 drink when someone talks about how turkey makes you sleepy.
5. 2 drink when someone talks about going to the gym tomorrow cause they ate too much.
6. Finish your drink when they talk about Black Friday.
7. Finish your drink when someone says they got the recipe from Pinterest.
8. 1 drink when a family member tries to talk to you about your future.
9. Waterfall when someone falls asleep.
10. Chug a drink when someone says, 'Gobble, Gobble."
11. 1 drink when someone unbuttons their pants.
12. Chug a beer when someone plays Christmas music.
12. Finish your drink when eating gets pushed back 30 min.